Another creative writing project, this time about a first date. The essay was supposed to be funny, I'm not sure how funny I ended up being.

Have you ever been on a blind date? If you vex then you know what a nerve-wracking situation it privy be. If you have never been on one, good luck if and when you do. Youre acquittance to need it. This was my experience:

Oh my god. I must be nuts. The splendid young men in their clean white coats argon going to take me away to the funny farm. Just deal in the song! At least then aliveness will be wonderful every(prenominal) the time. Who in their indemnify mind would agree to go out with some clapperclaw shes never met?? Oh, yea, me. I must be an idiot.

Cheryl, where are we skirmish them?

Huh?

Where are we meeting the guys? You know, the male part of our species??

Oh, at Lukas Diner, on 22.

Dont worry Jenn, Cheryls in La-La Land. Ill give you the directions.

Thanks Sarah, Whats gotten...

I stopped paid attention to them again. All I could think about were all the different scenarios that could possibly happen. He wouldnt show up. Hed show up and laugh in my face. He showed up earlier and model I had ditched him. Oh lord, the possibilities were endless. Hed hate me, I knew it. Hed think I was a silly, stupid teenager. Im going to spill something on myself tonight, oh god or worse yet, spill something on him!



Oh dear lord in heaven, help me! I silently prayed that Id make it through this even unscarred, and if at all possible, with my pride intact!

Earth to Cheryl... fare in Cheryl!

Huh, what? What Id miss?

Youre date if you dont stop daydreaming and begin out of the damn car!

Yea, me and Sarah arent going to meet these guys ourselves!

I followed my both best...

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